Borat gets fired

You may have read in the trades that my buddy John Gehron, who I fired in Chicago and went to work for Oprah making new Marx Brothers movies (didn't the dumbass know those guys were dead?) got canned by Her Highness and is sending out tapes and resumes? I heard he may do some weekends for that Jack station in Chicago while he looks.

Anyway, a lot of people don't know it, but Gehron's also an actor, and is doing pretty well. What? You didn't know that, Sir Isaac Newton? Have you heard of a little movie called "Borat?"



You were probably one of those morons who thought that movie was a real documentary, like A Mighty Wind or something.

God, having a big brain is hard sometimes, when you have to explain everything to everyone.